I swear to god I must be a seedy-P-plater magnet. I'm so fucking sick to death of stupid P platers slowing down/stopping their cars to yell things out at me or harass me. I don’t fucking yell things at you when you let that shit music of yours blazing out of your speaker system! Furthermore, I don’t disturb or harass you when you're on an innocent walk. How the fuck am I supposed to keep fit if this keeps happening?! I don't see how I am doing ANYTHING that deserves provoking? I'm simply walking down the street. When the fuck did that become a signal for you to start harassing me?! Do I send off a “yes, I want to jump into your shitbox and have sex with you!” sign?! Or a “oh I love when people yell at me” sign?! Do I LOOK like I enjoy being harassed?!

Today had to be the absolute last fucking straw. I was walking down my street in my attempt to keep fit when these stupid cunts in a white shitbox slow down their car and yell out "HEY!" at me. Being used to this, I ignored them and walked on. Seeing that I didn't respond and kept walking they pursued me along the road in their shitbox slowly driving and yelling things at me. Still not responding, I continued walking and tried to focus on my music instead. Near the end of the street they decided to do an illegal u-turn and start driving on the other side of the road, right next to the footpath I was walking on, their car no more than a hundred centimeters from where I was. Seeing that they were not going to leave me alone and shitting myself I sprinted all the way home (thank god I wasn’t too far away).

Now was this all really necessary? All I wanted was to go for a nice stroll in my neighborhood. But oh no, god forbid I walk down my fucking street without being harassed. I'm seriously so fed up of it. This has to have been about the fifth time it's happened in the past six months. And all of the times I've been dressed really conservatively (well, conservative considering what I usually dress like) or even daggily. Do I have a fucking sign on my head that says "I LIKE BEING HARASSED" or "IM EASY" or something?!? And it’s not like its just one time that this has happened. It has happened multiple times. Four or five times in my own fucking neighborhood, and a few times in various carparks and such (one of the times my own father was next to me, I mean SERIOUSLY, who the fuck yells something at someone when their grown parent is right next to them?!).

NO, as hard it is for you to believe, I don’t want to have sex with you, I don’t want to be yelled at by you, I don’t want to be harassed by you, and furthermore I don’t want to see your fucking face driving down my street. Maybe all of this seems like an over-reaction but the number of times it has happened is fucking ridiculous. I just can’t understand what it is about me that they find so compelling to yell things at me. Those cunts have made me so paranoid that I don’t even want to walk down my street by myself.
When the fuck did that become an invitation for fuckhead teenage boys to yell shit at me? And ofcourse, they are all lads/chavs in shit cars. I rest my case.